By The Advocate Social Media Editors

Kevin Piterski is one of Law’s two security guards. The Advocate Social Media Editors interviewed Piterski and asked him some “either-or” questions about his job.

Advocate Social Media Editors: Would you rather have hallway duty or cafeteria duty?

Kevin Piterski: Cafeteria duty. So I can sit down. I like to exercise and walk around, but sometimes I just need a break. I just sat in the cafe. It’s not a bad thing.

ASME: Would you rather a pep rally or a quiet exam day, and why?

KP: I like to monitor pep rallies. I like the energy and the excitement. Exam days wouldn’t be a bad thing. It’s a little too boring for me. 

ASME: Would you rather have a student tell you a funny excuse why they’re walking around or an honest confession?

KP: I would take the excuse. I’d take it. If you’re not cheating, you’re not winning. You know, if you can get away with it, get away with it. You know, as long as you’re not abusing it. Every once in a while, it’s fine.

ASME: Would you rather the morning rush or dismissal chaos?

KP: Dismissal chaos. It’s the end of the day!
Early in the morning, the day is just starting.

ASME: Which grade do you think is the loudest in the hallway?

KP: We got a good couple dozen of freshmen that are just immature.They’re young and it’ll click and they’ll mature eventually. But yes, definitely our freshmen.